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Canarian delight

Take a dip – the amazing pool viewed from a junior suite, with the hot tub on the balcony 

Lanzarote by Bill McCarthy

Sun, sea and sand – Las Cucharas beach offers plenty for sunbathers and windsurfers 

It is said that during the time of the Spanish Empire, the Canaries were an important stopover for Spanish galleons on their way to the Americas 

Their armadas came south to catch the prevailing north easterly trade winds. 

Enjoy an inclusive fun package on a catamaran 

Modern day pleasure cruises and ferries have replaced the treasure-seeking galleons, attracting tourists seeking sun and relaxation on the islands, a year-round destination. They can certainly still catch those winds, which blow lustily, but that’s part of the charm, particularly on Lanzarote, arguably the best of the group. 

The island offers fine beaches a rugged, lunar landscape featuring exotic cactii, volcanic activity, particularly at iconic Timfanaya National Park, warm seas and a friendly, welcoming population. 

It is pretty much an ideal size and lengthy and costly transfers can be avoided as the island’s airport is pretty much in the middle section of the island. 

We flew out with Jet2, the low cost airline which is now operating out of Birmingham Airport. It offers competitive prices and it has to be said, some of the most efficient and time-saving check-in procedures, which are often something which can blight the beginning or end of a holiday and become even more important as travel restrictions continue. 

Our accommodation, the excellent Barcelo Teguise Beach in Costa Teguise, is just a 20 euro taxi ride away and is one of the most popular resorts in Lanzarote. Small enough to feel intimate, but still big enough to feature dozens of restaurants and bars, offering plenty of choice for food, drink and entertainment. 

The major plus point though is the Cucharas Beach, with its golden sands in a safe bay with warm water for keen swimmers, or those who just want to get their feet wet. 

Windsurfers also love it when the wind blows. 

Our four-star hotel literally opened out on to the beach area through its downstairs sports bar. An adult-only establishment, it offers the perfect escape for those looking for a pampered holiday away from the children. 

A spectacular view of the Atlantic from a junior suite, with the hot tub on the balcony 

A 350-room hotel, it has two infinity pools, one large, one small, two bars plus a cocktail bar, and offers an excellent choice of food and drink and wall-to-wall entertainment, if you fancy it. 

The rooms are something else. We stayed in one of the junior suites. Here you are cocooned in luxury, with the super kingsize bed, state of the art shower room and large back to back flat screen TVs so you can watch from the lounge or in bed. Wi-fi is also free in the rooms. 

But the pièce de resistance has to be the hot tub, situated on the balcony, in our case overlooking the pool and with a magnificent sea view. 

The spectacular paella meal with is served aboard the catamaran 

The all inclusive menu offers four-star quality with cuisine to suit all tastes with the opportunity to eat al fresco They will even cook your steak to order in the main restaurant 

It is truly an international menu for an international set of customers. Alternatively guests can take meals in the poolside bar or the downstairs sports bar. This is where the main entertainment takes place. 

Drinks are mostly branded products, with the service polite, friendly and efficient as you would expect from a large outfit like the Barcelo chain. 

That is perhaps the hallmark of this hotel. Without fail, all staff were friendly, attentive and eager to help. 

‘It is a real jewel in the Canaries crown’

There is plenty to do if you fancy a break from continually spoiling yourself by the pool. If you want to work off the calories or enjoy just a little more pampering, try the state of the art gym at the poolside or the sauna and spa which offers a number of beauty treatments and a hydrotherapy circuit. 

Relax in the solarium area or sip a cool drink on the terrace overlooking the Atlantic Ocean with fantastic view of Teguise Bay and Cucharas Beach, which is only 150 metres from the hotel. 

There are plenty of excursions on offer, but perhaps one of the best is taking a catamaran trip to the tiny island of Graciosa at the northern tip of Lanzarote. 

This all day excursion, operated by Lineas Romero, and at a cost of around ¤60 is real value for money. An all-inclusive, trip you are picked up from your hotel and delivered to the catamaran where drinks are free for the duration of the trip and a hot meal is also served together with snacks. 

The knowledgeable crew deliver a history lesson while you relax with a drink before visiting the tiny island, which boasts the smallest museum in the world and tiny church dedicated to the tiny fishing industry. 

With a population of around 300 everyone pretty much knows everyone else. The trip ends with a couple of hours for swimming, kayaking or sunbathing as the chef prepares the meal. 

In this case a paella a fabulous, with prawns the size of small lobsters. A meal for two that would set you back a bundle on a mainland restaurant and it is washed down with plenty of drink. Another alternative is the Timanfaya National Park. With its unique ‘Martian’ landscape and rare plant species it offers visitors several demonstrations volcanic activity just a few metres below the surface where temperatures can reach 600°C. 

Dry brush thrown into a hole in the ground catches fire immediately, while water poured into a bore hole erupts seconds later in the form of steam – like a mini-geyser. Impressive. 

If it’s possible to want a break from the all-encompassing comfort of the hotel, the town features plenty of evening entertainment with lively bars. 

Luxury layover – sleep easy in the hotel 

Lanzarote is a rarity for the likes of us, who don’t usually return to the same holiday destination. To date, we have visited four times and would not hesitate to go again. It a real jewel in the Canaries crown.

Juke still a trendsetter

Nissan Juke

By Bill McCarthy


With its high waistline, lights set into the bonnet, distinctive wedge shape and high ground clearance, the Juke was a prime example of  new phenomenon of  compact crossover/SUV.

 Ten years later,  and after a £100,000 investment at its Sunderland plant, the new Juke, launched at the back end of last year, represents a quantum leap forward in terms of technology and connectivity, if not a massive change in the daring, ground breaking original stying.

The latest model comes with upgraded design, all new chassis, new three cylinder petrol engine, mated, in this case, to a seven speed dual-clutch transmission.

It also features NissanConnect, an eight–inch touch screen monitor with in-car WiFi hotspot and voice recognition. And available for the first time in the Juke is  Nissan’s ProPILOT technology, which offers electronically assisted steering, acceleration and braking.

A bit like the Honda Civic, Nissan took a bold step with the Juke. It took the off-the-wall design, ran with it and it appears to be paying off, selling 1.5 million models worldwide.

The new car retains design features including the signature circular headlamps, but  now features has a deeper, almost V-shaped grille which integrates with new slim headlight clusters.

It certainly looks the part, sporty with this model offering two tone paintwork of black with red roof and mirrors and shark fin antenna. All grades have good equipment levels, with this range topper offers D-shaped multi-function steering wheel, ambient lighting, heated front and rear windscreen, climate control and voice recognition as well as smartphone connectivity.

What it lacks in outright pace is mitigated by excellent handling with a combination of new chassis and agile suspension

In addition there are smart 19-inch alloy wheels, privacy glass and rear spoiler.

It looks like a boy racer’s dream, but in reality, in terms of red-hot performance, it’s a bit of a sheep in wolf’s clothing.

The powertrain is a 115bhp turbo-charged, three-pot petrol engine, which although responsive, hitting 60 in around 10.5 seconds, is more designed for economy. Official figures of 44mpg and CO2 emissions of 116g/km means it’s pretty economical to run, tax and insure. 

 The seven speed auto  transmission with paddle shifters is slick enough, but the stop/start did cause a few problems, being hesitant and then leaping forward if the throttle was pressed too hard.

Having said that, if you want. Sportier drive  “D-Mode” allows drivers to switch between Standard, Eco and Sport – to adjust the response of the car depending on the road or the driver’s mood.

 What it lacks in outright pace is mitigated by excellent handling with a combination of new chassis and agile suspension, plus excellent grip from the large tyres delivering a satisfying driving experience.

The interior now has an executive feel rarely seen in a car this size, with better rear head and legroom and an increase in boot space of 20 per cent which also features interchangeable shelves and adjustable luggage board.

Soft touch materials abound to easy and general trim as does the leather finish seating in this model

A clever move is the  front seats on selected grades incorporating  Bose Personal Plus audio system, which delivers a high-quality 360 degree sound experience. 

This, along with other major functions can be controlled via the  infotainment screen. This controls sound, navigation and connectivity via  the Nissan Connect Services.

The safety features include Intelligent Emergency Braking with Pedestrian and Cyclist Recognition, Intelligent Speed Assist, Traffic Sign Recognition, Intelligent Lane Intervention, Rear Cross Traffic Alert, and Blind Spot Intervention.

Blind Spot Intervention is a premiere on a Nissan model. It warns drivers when there is a vehicle hidden from view alongside them, and guides the JUKE back into the lane to prevent a collision.

 All trim levels are highly-specced with this range topping Tekna having all the bells and whistles, while all are packed with safety kit. For owners wanting to add their own distinctive twist and stamp their individual style, the N-Design grade joins the familiar Visia, Acenta, N-Connecta and Tekna models in the new JUKE line up and offers the ultimate personalisation package.

For the personalised interior, customers will be able to choose between three combinations to finish the seats, dashboard, door panel and armrest.

Factfile

 Nissan Juke 1.0 DIG-T Tekna

Price: £23,895

Mechanical: 999cc, 115bhp, turbocharged three cylinder petrol engine driving front wheels via seven speed auto transmission

0-62mph: 10.7 secs

Top speed: 112mph

Combined mpg: 44.1

Insurance group: 10

C02 emissions: 116g/km

Warranty: three year/60,000 miles